@tyl @breakfastgolem it seems to be working out for them pretty well
Neverending teeth: 1
Big brains full of anxiety: 0
@InternetEh @tyl Dentists hate me because I have endless rows of teeth, like a shark.But my rows of teeth keep falling out rapidly and the rows behind them fly forwards to replace the lost teeth, only to lose their teeth in turn. It's like a machine gun in my mouth that shoots teeth, constantly.
@breakfastgolem @InternetEh @tyl@hellsite.site every single word of this toot made it worse, and worse, and worse and yet i felt compelled to continue reading even as the visceral unpleasantness of this toot continued to grow exponentially.
...8/10 good toot.
