imagining an episode of ST:NG where some kind of wacky event-of-the-week has given the Enterprise's computer a full personality and sentience and it starts getting REALLY sarcastic and passive aggressive with Picard.
"Tea, earl grey, hot."
"Oh thank GOODNESS you clarified, I was about to give you the tea as a block of ice, gosh how stupid of me to think you wouldn't want it HOT, Captain Picard. Just to be clear, you want it hot as in with hot WATER, right? I can never tell with you wacky humans"

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