cheerleaders are boring, sports teams should just have a team that talks shit about the other team

they can call them jeerleaders

@kat
hey hey, ho ho
they're cowards and they hate america

@kat jeerleaders all doing research on the other team in order to just really get personal with it and mess with the other team's heads

gimme an "a!" gimme a "the quarterback will never get his wife back!"

@kat i meant that in terms of them still aching over an ex-wife but

you know what i'm not saying no to hostages

@heatherhorns this is some brutal shit, i'd watch sports just for that

@kat yeah it becomes less about physical prowess and the only sport becomes to teams simply competing to be willing to pick the ball up and put it in a bucket at the other side of the field

@kat people will trade teams but instead of the owners, it's players that just want to side with the most devastating cheerleaders so they never have to hear them again

@kat the equivalent of steroids for the jeerleaders would be the use of veiled threats. there's a big controversy anytime a jeerleader is caught with a discouragement enhancer

but really everyone is doing it so nobody cares that much, it's just part of the sport, sadly

@heatherhorns @kat huge scandal when one jeerleader is discovered to have actually caused the breakup between a star quarterback and his wife, by seducing, sleeping with, and then marrying her in secret, and then her jeerleading consists of her posting the wedding video

@Nine @kat talent scouts going by high schools like
"hey, i can't help but notice your kid's a real asshole. could turn into something big. here's the card for my university, let's have a meeting."

@heatherhorns @kat massive jerk of a high school jock who actually is really bad at football but turns out to be absolutely vicious at putdowns and insults and ends up joining the jeerleading squad, skirt and all.

(They were a girl the whole time, they just didn't realise it)

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