@docky
Heck I'm sleepy I mean the barista being evil not you. Brain failure there for a second, sorry
@docky
What... ?????????
I mean what the heck... Does she think you're going to put something in the milk? Does she think you're going to make her think you're putting in milk but instead as she drinks it you cackle evilly and exclaim that she actually drank soy milk or something?? I don't get old people sometimes.
@theoutrider
@SilviaFox@sleeping.town
Wtb .hard tld so Andrew WK can have party.hard
@codl
Windows is forever hungry
@revenant
Is Travis touchdown included or is he deprecated at this point
@jk
Me: *sadly petting a tiny shark in my hand who looks despondent holding a tiny game controller* it's okay game shark. One day everyone will get to see the action replays of your cool gaming moments...
Sometimes, when friends are struggling, they *can't* ask for help.
Sometimes active engagement is the right thing to do. We need to lift each other up, and to stop letting our culture dissuade us from doing so.
I can't even count how many times in my messed up life when something like this could have had a huge impact. (Right now is one of those times.)
#mentalhealth #mentalillness #mentalwellness #isolation #community #supportsystem #loveeachother
@maple
Eternal Doom & Knuckles
@theoutrider why oh why did htey do this hwy did they do a reboot why didnt they just continue why did you have to play as geralt when he was basically a god after the third game why eidos why whyw hwy.
Jalopy, gameing, jalopy i feel is pretty gameing.
@Efi @WeeMadHamish@octodon.social Like I said, it does have a story, and to its credit it's a surprisingly human one. It's not the main focus obviously but it's rather well done for what's there, and it was pretty good. All in all though it makes for a great chillout game for me. Oh yeah you can also buy replacement engine parts and wheels and upgrades for your car along the route.
Jalopy, gameing, jalopy i feel is pretty gameing.
@Efi @WeeMadHamish@octodon.social This can be done by finding abandoned cars like yours along the route and swapping out the wheels or engine components when they get too damaged, or finding boxes of goods like wine, tobacco, meat, textiles, medication and coffee, and selling them for profit, or buying them low and selling them at a higher price in another country. At the border you sometimes get checked for contraband (changes each city).
Jalopy, gameing, jalopy i feel is pretty gameing.
@Efi @WeeMadHamish@octodon.social It has a story, surprisingly, one told through letters you can read in your Uncle's suitcase, and snippets of exposition your uncle gives if you let him talk in the car on the journeys. Each leg of the journey is randomly generated (You pick one of three routes, then set off on that linear route), stopping at a motel at the end of each leg. Meanwhile you gotta keep your engine, tires, fuel etc maintained.
Jalopy, gameing, jalopy i feel is pretty gameing.
@Efi @WeeMadHamish@octodon.social okay now I'm awake I can answer this. So. Jalopy is sort of a lite car sim game. You get a wreck of an old 1960s/70s car that's basically not made any more, put in a replacement door, (that of course doesn't match colours and sticks sometimes :) ), whack in the engine components and wheels, and set off from Berlin to eventually get to Turkey, at around 1989ish? Just after the berlin wall fell.
Jalopy, gameing, jalopy i feel is pretty gameing.
Okay I'm like, 25 hours playtime on this game now and I'm still loving it because it maeks a great chilout game but dangit going from turkey BACK to berlin is hard as heck because you have to go through checkpoints FIRST before entering the town and you have no idea what's banned in the next country over and I had a trunk FULL of wine, turns out the next country banned all wine, and LO AND BEHOLD they searched me and I lost it all.
:|
@Sir_Boops gay crimes.
the gayest of criminal activities
armed gayeity
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.