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@masklayer
I... I'm sorry... What in the fuck *kicks the swear jar away because no this definitely calls for an f bomb* am I looking at here

An SD card... With WiFi?!

@dzuk@weirder.earth
IT'S THE DARK SOULS OF SNACK FOODS

@dzuk@weirder.earth
A procedurally generated mealtime with food-like elements

@Salith@mastodon.social
Unfortunately I had to sign for both phones as they came in the same delivery and I thought the second phone was like insurance documents or something until they actually handed me the parcel.

@viciousviscosity@cybre.space i wonder if that's how neil cicierega made some of the lyrics for Piss on Mouth Silence.

new phnone is still doing its downloading thingy and eating a large portion of the connection welp. oh well.
it's...probably gonna take all day.

@MOKKA very same. ^^; seems to be working again. I really wish I didn't have to set up all the options and stuff again. :/ gonna be kinda a pain getting all the authenticators set up once again.

heck I just got it to shut down and now I'm turning it back on and I hope it hasn't completely broken oh no i just got it aaaa

I did however forget to get a case for the damn thing :| hm.

so basically i'm sat here updating my new phone and hopefully getting it all sorted welp

wheee got my new phone. uh... two of them. o_o only had ot pay for one, but they turned up together?? am very confused but hey hopefully free phone now. which I can probably sell for cashmonies which would def make a great compensation for how long I've had to wait for my phone. (a week!)

@maple *tilts head the same way curiously to try and see what you're looking at*

21st Century humans rated emotions on a number scale, with low numbers meaning fondness/affection, and high numbers meaning dislike/repulsion. As with all scales there was a margin of error, which resulted in very low numbers being impossible to verify. Three was the lowest verifiable number. Thus, those experiencing strong affection could only say it was less than three, meaning more affection than can be accurately measured.

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