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@masklayer ...this seems like a really good response to anybody asking this sorta question.

just each time just, deadpan it and offhandedly mention somewhere a little further away, see how long you can extend the distance each time without appearing at all facetious in tone or expression before someone goes "...wait what??"

@Ronflaix ...oh heck I kinda want cute hairclip critters now too but they would get lost in my floof

@Ronflaix Mhm! These things en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrunchi ^^ I mean that's a generic name for them here, but basically I want some more of them

as a side note i need more cute scrunchies for my hair

oh right i was gonna go fuck about with Way of the Samurai 2 wasn't I

on the upside now that idea from my brain is in the aether and is effectively opensourced so...

have fun with that :3

Me: *browsing my timeline*
Brain: *silent*
Me: *sees crane posting, nods approvingly*
Brain: *silent*
Me: Welp think I'm gonna go play on my PS tw-
Brain: CRANE FLY LIKE A BUILDING CRANE THAT HAS WINGS GO LOOK IT UP
Me: -o and i'm on google looking up WHAT NOW!? WHAT TH-... oh that is a pretty good pun though I should probabl-... aw dang there's nothing he-
Brain: MAKE IT GO GO GO GO
Me: ...
Brain: oh right that takes effort. fuck it go play PS2.
Me: ....!? [ERROR]

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town nah Mercy's that blond girl with the wings

thinking about the commodore 4040 disk drive and how it’s the most Star Wars looking thing ever

face: cute
tongue: out
I forcibly insert myself into the attention span of everyone nearby

[dog]

markov 🤖 

Just imagine every toot with a biiig yawn~

@Siphonay@octodon.social i always get peter gabriel and phil collins mixed up

@revenant ...oh no.

oh no i nest brackets like that when I code.

not that deep though, but... oh no

that is a theoretical possibility o_O;;;

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