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"Can you teach me to change shapes?"
"I wish I could," the shapeshifter said, "I wish everyone could try shapes until they found a few they like."
"A few?"
"Or maybe one. But most of us have a few we are really at home in."
"You're almost always a cat."
"It's one of what I am."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

@ChristieMalry Yyeeeep! Guessing that was in the original format of The Landlord's Game but removed by Parker Bros when it was changed to be more of "a fun game for everyone" (IE more friendly to capitalism)?

@ChristieMalry I mean even in its watered down "lol capitalism is WONDERFUL play this game about it all!" form that the Parker Bros turned it into, it's still a bitterly damning indictment of capitalism and landlords if only one looks at the rules and what they imply.

@ChristieMalry Even in the current game, the "Jail" rules explicitly enforce that going to jail is not only temporary, but barely an inconvenience for wealthy landowners. to get out, all you have to do is pay a measly $50 (presumably £50 in the UK version too, it's been a while since I played and looked at the UK rules), or purchase a get out of jail free card off another player, OR just have one in your cards. You can still collect rent and buy properties too! richard_wilding.tripod.com/mon

monopoly was invented by a socialist to demonstrate the inequities of capitalism then came parker brothers we live in a meme wrapped in an enigma and left out with the trash for collection every tuesday

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It's a really good game but apparently the pc port is kinda.... Not great. Mostly due to the netcode. :( Lots of disconnecting if you want to play online.

food/drink mention 

1: take cocacola
2: take pepsi
3: take large glass
4: open both pepsi and cola
5: tip them both out
6: get your favourite fruitjuice
7: drink that instead

@Liophu there's a place in the UK called "penistone". it's pronounced "Penny-stone"

this is not immediately obvious of course.

oh heck now I can't read "Thames" as in the river as NOT being pronounced like "James" fuck what have i done

brain: "You know the first time you saw that word as a kid you also pronounced it that way"

"i was LIKE THREE YEARS OLD"

Brain: "ahaha yeah you were such a dork"

@dzuk@weirder.earth furries can also apparently do infinite crime :o

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Fun meme about white supremacists 

@dzuk@weirder.earth fuckin JAYONNAISE HAHAHAH XD

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