Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

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sooooooooooooooooooooo it turns out that

No One Lives Forever, its sequel, and Contract JACK are... basically entirely unavailable for purchase.

HOOOWEEVERRRRRrrrrrr

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2017/07/05/no-one-will-sell-no-one-lives-forever-so-lets-download-it/

it is possible apparently to get fully (mostly, there are some crashes and bugs) functional versions of all three, for free, that work on Windows XP upwards to Windows 10.

and given what that article says about Night Dive's attempts to get the license to distribute/remake it, well... y'arr.

@theoutrider oh my GOD

NMH is genius

@theoutrider I just realised something as well. in NMH the part time jobs Travis has to do to make up cash are literally little trashy minigames he does for a mercifully very brief period of time. They're under high pressure, very difficult, and often frustrating (in my opinion, at least in the first one) but over mercifully quickly so you can get back to the gratuitous violence...

...the normal jobs are a frantic frustrating means to an end so he can get back to murder. omg.

@Siphonay@octodon.social I...

...shit you're right.

@LANthus *hugs again, cus that's us!*

@LANthus fluffy friens <3 <3 <3

sknqs!

@LANthus aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *hughughughgughughughughug!!* *^^*

@LANthus

@Siphonay@octodon.social same. it's mostly the company I have an issue with doing this, preying both on people desperate for work and also people who are vulnerable or "easy marks" just to callously steal from them.

@LANthus

reminder that servbots are adorable

@Siphonay@octodon.social I'm still not sure how Miq's stepdad managed to keep a straight face while doing it too until the scammer hung up in a panic.