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@lynnesbian
The twist is the "bullet" is actually the vibrator with dead batteries so it didn't turn on

@Siphonay@octodon.social
@tom @masklayer
*Fistshakes* dangit that's better than my joke!

@Quinntessential
So cursed the guys head and the top of the laptop both have been secreted by the void

Alien 3. Ripley is cornered by the victors
and the only Zelda game I was gonna toot something and forgot what it is super helpful

I opened a Liberapay to get some help from people who like my works (or not) :blobcatsurprised:

liberapay.com/Merristasis/

@matt
But does it have skifree HD remaster 2000 Extreme Legends - Definitive Edition

Mild meta politics 

When a random from a free speech instance ends up in your mentions

@FragileVal
Same as heck. Kami loves resting on my arm when she cuddles up at bed time. Luckily she's kind of small and light and only rests her forepaws on my arm

@sc Yeah you know when you boot up steam and it loads the adverts in a separate little window and you can click through them to see various games that are on sale, newly released or recommended to you? (not on the Store page, literally on a popup with the steam client on desktop), certain ones (darksiders 3 for example) are animated now. D: it's awful

oh god i do not like the animated banners on Steam now that is a terrible idea oh my fucking god

who called it "is that a fucking jojo reference??"

and not "jojokes"

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