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Touhou pooptooting, old Vine-related memms, drug mention, some caps. 

Aya Shameimaru: "MOMIJI IS THAT A WEED?!"
Momiji Inubashiri: "Huh? haha, no Aya it's a maple lea-"
Aya: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE" *writes 911 in her reporter notebook*
Eiki Shiki: *Bursting through the door* "NINE ONE ONE WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY"

@eris@cybre.space @anne@cybre.space our favourite anti-gravity digital singer looks like she's having a right good time

Nintendo 3DS: Femme
Nintendo 2Ds: Stone Butch
New 3DS: High Femme
New 2DS XL: Butch
New 3DS XL : Butchy Femme
3DS XL: Futch

genitals/nudity, fictional transition timeline, GRS 

@audrey i'm loving how happy she looks ;w; <3

@Merristasis why does that duck have four legs why does that dog have two dogs why why why what why

Your name is LYNNNE SBIIAN. Your hobbies include MAKING EBOOKS BOTS, BEING A LESBIAN and SHITPOSTING. You think it's hilarious to make a PAINFULLY OUTDATED HOMESTUCK JOKE and spent an hour editing a COMEDIC PROFILE IMAGE for the occasion. You are NINE SWEEPS OLD and READY TO PARTY.

@soft_chomps@glitch.social bad fuckin' asssssss. She looks fuckin' awesome.

past me: "What? You're giving me new years day off because you want me to work boxing day which is a wednesday which I don't normally work since we're closed on christmas day?? But NYD's a tuesday, I normally work those, and it's extra pay. Nah it's okay, I'll work both the boxing day and NYD! It'll be fine."
current me having just worked NYE: "PAST ME IS A FUCKIN' JERK AND NEEDS PUNCHING IN THE FACE OH MY GOD WHY WHY WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF"

@VyrCossont oh no no, I made a new years resolution about four years back to never make a resolution I would ever break.

as a result I haven't made new years resolutions since hten at all.

and it's the first new years resolution I've never broken! :D

@soft_chomps@glitch.social
Holy shit brb getting a megaphone and doing this at midnight

@Nine GEDDOWN AND GIMME FIFTY SCRUNCHIES, CADET!

[Cadet kneels, throws scrunchies in the air, cherry blossoms mingle as the Kawaii Coach FLEXES]

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