Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Siphonay@octodon.social embossed: Ultra Rarehouse.

@Siphonay@octodon.social you singlehandedly saved that terrible pooptoot of mine. thank you :)

me immediately after hitting send for that toot: oh my god no what the fuck brain
brain: AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HAHAHA
me: *goes to click delete toot*
brain: wait no what are you doing i said there's nothing you can do about it if you delete it this toot will be meaningless
me: ...*GOES TO DELETE TOOT*
brain: oh but someone replied with something really funny to it now you CAN'T Delete it haHA
me: ...god...dammit. *boosts and favs that admittedly great reply*

tired: warehouse
wired: werehouse

@lynnesbian this is because Shadow knows full well that babies should not have that much sugar because it will rot their teeth and is bad for dental hygiene and also sugar is terribly addictive so he's really a hero looking out for the kids.

just like software pirates. Who are heroes looking out for the world by digitally archiving stuff that already rich corporations refuse to stop trying to make money off even when they abandon the software or no longer sell it.

@lynnesbian like the avgn but for new games only! GENIUS!

i have a love-hate relationship with my own brain

it loves that I hate it :|

@a_breakin_glass @lynnesbian my brain: "what's a Turbob?..."
me: "you dingus that's Tee-Arr-eight-oh-eight"
brain: "yeah but 808 looks like bob so screw you i'm right."
me: "Well obviously no-"
brain: "Oh my look at the time it's time for hunt the song stuck in your head! :D"
me: "you FUCKER"

@Dayglochainsaw
They also told us to never give out any personal information or meet with strangers and get into their car on the internet but they all seem very happy, enthusiastic in fact, to do exactly that on Facebook and Uber and shit so...

The absolute state of this boy

@Savrin@snouts.online That lucario is like "Make me."

@SuperCee@plush.city shit i actually wanna play this game like, i take it it's kinda like a match 3 thing but you gotta do it by pulling columns up in certain ways to match up lines of veg?