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@Ivafakename
... Then whose doorbell did I press?? *Puzzles over this to the jingling chimes of a doorbell version of Africa by Toto*

Oh god that pooptoot of mine last night is still going hhhhhhh

When does a joke become a dad joke? 

When it becomes apparent.

cold: reducing your personal energy use and upcycling your trash because it'll save the planet
bold: reducing your personal energy use and upcycling your trash to reduce your dependence on capitalism
gold: working together with your community to build sustainable alternative infrastructure to reduce your dependence on capitalism AND save the planet

@Doggo
There's a customer who has a guide dog and she's the softest friendliest dog ever and she just loves affection and I just. Want. To pet. So much. ;w; but I can't because I'm behind the till every time I see them.

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town
But... You just brought it up

@pup_hime
@theoutrider
This is what worries me with Routine tbh. But also the system shock remaster

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