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fuck there's some kind of spambot going around various instances posting links to some website called "womenarestupid" or some shit. I've reported the same bot (under different names) twice now. ugh

@Leucrotta to be fair yeah at least two of our three cats are little shits (the other two are girls and are just domestic shorthairs rather than pedigree maine coons)

(realtalk my typing speed is probably a bit faster than that, given that I was last measured ... quite some years ago. )

me: *typing real fast without looking at the screen and keyboard and barely making any errors*
someone: wow okay you type really fast, have you ever had it measured?
me: yeah, turns out it's something close to 70wpm without any errors?
someone: Nice!
me: *knowing it was like 69wpm * yeah. B]

@Leucrotta Sid is such a lovely lump tho. And he's REALLY SMART. and playful. Very lovely though adn very gentle. just... we gotta train him to enjoy brushing because hooo boy c_c;

@Leucrotta he's a little shit though don't let his cuteness fool you XD

@Leucrotta regrettably not yet. XD He's getting cuddlier every day though! Like, just the other night he actually willingly just jumped up on my bed, curled up, and PURRRRREEDDDD all night and went to sleep as I did.

@Leucrotta
These are all fairly recent ones of Sid, as in last couple months, except for the first, which is from late last year

@Leucrotta hecking yes you can. :D I even already have posted some! but I will post them again to you riiiiight now! :O

@Leucrotta okay maybe "worries" isn;'t the right word I guess. Kinda excited? but also yow that's kinda scarily large.

@Leucrotta holy crap

that

that's a huge kitty

yow

it wories me Sid might get that big o-o; he's already as big as an adult domestic cat and he's only eight months old.

i'm only semi serious at best about that please don't put effort into more emojis that are literally only for using for pooptoots. I am a pooptoot factory i don't need any further encouragement

wtb: psyduck emoji but it's me doing it instead of psyduck

and it faces right instead of left

so I can have :renpsy: :psyduck: where :renpsy: is me doing the :psyduck: expression facing right.

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