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kink related though not direct, but perhaps a touch lewd 

@007@mastodon.xyz @Siphonay@octodon.social "It's not gay if the balls aren't touching!"

I wish I had the brain to respond to people like that with "uh dude, you realise your balls are always touching each other right?? unless you got like... some kinda ball separator cockring on or something I guess, I dunno. whatever floats your boat tho." just to see their reaction

oh neat I managed to fix it by finding it in device manager, uninstalling the device, then removing and inserting it again. boom., fixed

oh dear a usb stick is malfunctioning and can't be recognised :|

so I did. and I still have it. and I still adore it and listen to it.

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but I goddamn loved it, so I went looking for more of the OST just like "dang it's probably a wrong labelled track so I'll never know what the actual band or song is because it rules and I wanna know more"

and then found another song from the album, "Everything Has Its Point" youtube.com/watch?v=DuI0sbUSHT

at this point I was like "...huh... it... it couldn't possibly be that there's a band called Rival Schools?..."

so I looked it up.

Mind = blown at that point. I HAD to buy the album.

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goddamn I keep thinking back to how Rival Schools - United by Fate was a game I loved and then I found out that there was a band called Rival Schools and their first album was called United By Fate and it just... blew my friggin mind

like, i found out using... what was it, Audiogalaxy at university to download music?? and was looking for the OST for Rival Schools, and found a track called Travel By Telephone (youtube.com/watch?v=MqVUDA2TFt) and was like "I don't remember this in the game??"

@Pixley make the first album title "I'm getting some Persian Jirds" and I'm totally in

@Ivafakename the fuckin' video where David Hayter himself fuckin' voices the line oh my god

@Ivafakename l;kasdhfask;djfhas;kldfjsadfklsad fi fuckin hate that meme but i also love it because it's so friging daft ahsghjaslfhals

German language learning 

@zatnosk heck yeah the Hogfather is a great book.

also yeah I dunno if it is or not but everything I've heard says that "yeah this will help train your brain into language"... granted I suppose that depends entirely on which learning style works best for you, as not everyone learns in the same way

*David Attenborough hides in a bush, watching me take out my phone and start scrolling the timeline*

“Here we see the extremely rare Mastodon heterosexual. Like many before him, he’s wandered into a harsh environment to which his kind are ill suited, he must adapt quickly, or risk defederation. He’s cautious, he begins to type his first post, a reply to a woman with “men stay away’ in her bio: ‘Has anyone told you how beautiful you are when you smile?’ Oh, dear.”

@Ivafakename hell yeah

the 32th day of Halloween

is the
E X T R A S P O O K Y one

when I hear the word "Sheepdog" i don't think a dog that herds sheep

i think of a sheep that is like... also a dog

or behaves like a dog

or is dressed like a dog! :o

I mean I KNOW a sheepdog is a dog that herds sheep but...

...

does that make sheepdog sheepcops? D:

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