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Gee Fire Emblem, why does your mom let you have three houses?

@micolithe@snouts.online @apow@snouts.online like... i know of the musician....

but i can never hear "shaggy" without thinking of scooby doo. and it confuses me all the time.

Don’t ever tell me I can’t be a Strong Female Character and also backflip around in sexy black outfits and say things like “sorry, BOYS >:3” while choking men unconscious with my taut, powerful calves alone. Let me live my truth

Me: Jeez it's so hot I can't think of anything good to toot... but I really shouldn't pooptoot. that also takes too much creativity. I'm just gonna sit and sknqfav instead.

My brain:

"Tails"'s full name is Miles Prower, a pun on Miles Per Hour

but did you know, that in the US, his name is actually Kilometers "Tails" Prower?

y'ever just

whenever you find an Abra in Pokemon

and you evolve it

just find yourself goin'

youtu.be/7QyoRzZrF00?t=44

@anthracite most likely! Dang I actually wanna play Paradroid now that game kinda rocks

@PsyChuan@snouts.online RIGHT? honestly I would have just locked the thread there and then, and stickied it, and just been like "that's it, forum's closed. we win"

random memory:

a forum I used to go to (in the web 1.0 days) had a meme whereby any time a poster said "woah" in response to something (which was fairly often) the stock response had become "yeah ok neo" after one bright spark did so, and everybody jumped on that bandwagon .

this reached its peak when (because, again, web1.0 days), someone decided to just... post a bunch of lyrics from a Radiohead song.

to which the first response to the thread, was "yeah ok computer"

@anthracite what... the hell, I've SEEN that hacking minigame in another thing before, a game I recently played... it had the EXACT same kind of hacking thing!... fuckin'... shit I think it was Tower 57 :O

...I mnean granted I'll never see it so I'll never block it but it means I won't ever have to see it again

fuck yes the filter works as intended. good. now I'll never have to see that spammer fuck again

aw fuckssake that goddamn awful spammer is back again

@MOKKA right??? That's literally the only REAL choice in the game, I mean you can choose different options to respond, but honestly a lot of the time the hikers just carry on with their set script... but even then, that's the point. It's deliberately introspective. The point of it is your answers, your reason for driving, and your choice at the end. They're just... there to help facilitate that. it's so good.

food emojo usage. 

🥐 my favourite bread product

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