Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz hhhhhggggg very same omg

@tom hmmmmmmmmm I wanna see what blue might be but I am legit more fond of puppeteered purple.

Oh another reason I love River city girls?

Puns

So many puns

There's a clothes shop called "Plaid the Impaler"... It's run by a vampire dude too XD
ALSO in one of the final areas there's a laundry room you can access where they are uh... Quite literally "laundering money". In washing machines XD

@tom vibe me slimey

Her voice sample is nes dialogue bloops too!!!

Hfdsdhhgff the secret shop in the tunnel still exists in River city girls omg omg omg XD it even still has the pixelly girl at the counter!!

@Authoritimmy "believed the building will never be a post office again"

Psh, not with THAT attitude it won't. Employ the snakes!

@007@mastodon.xyz I wish more of the other staff held the same view tbh. The security guard was very like minded with me though, which is nice. Pretty sure the guy just.... Conveniently "went to the bathroom" a couple times if he knew the guy was coming in so he didn't have to collar him.

@007@mastodon.xyz real talk when I worked for ASDA we had a guy who was a "shoplifter" but I put those in quotes because as far as we knew he had only ever stolen the ready made sandwiches and a couple bottles of drink from the "food to go" cooler near the entrance and personally, I'm like "fuck it, dude's gotta eat. He can take as many as he needs. Not like it costs Asda anything."

@revenant I'd be a horrid and despicable liar if I dared to say I did not do the same. Bimmy is lyfe

@revenant oh! So I was right ^^