@cdmnky that's why he was fighting so hard to win the tournament. He could never age until he won first place, that was his curse.
@LANthus we gonna magical girl the SHIT outta fediverse
@LANthus *petpet!*
cis person: what are you?
me: an electronic musician
cis person: no, i mean what's in your pants?
me: *pulls out one of these*
@EleventhOcean@octodon.social Big bad: "Finally, this will be the deciding battle! You shall fall here, but before you do, you shall bear witness to my glorious ascension into godhood, as I lay waste to your land! You have no hope of stopping me! DESPAIR, HEROES!"
Johnny: "Hahaha, what a great story, Mark" *oneshots the boss* "hay wanna play football??"
Project Jortage (attn: instance admins)
last week I started Project Jortage, a collaboratively paid for S3-compatible media storage solution for fediverse instances
instances can join the pool for free, optionally donating to our OpenCollective. Jortage primarily offers cross-instance media deduplication which is a huge gain for Mastodon instances that indiscriminately copy all media
current members include sleeping.town, glaceon.social, toot.cat, donphan.social, cryptid.industries, and a smattering of personal instances
learn more: https://jortage.com
join by emailing hello@jortage.com or DMing me; I'll walk you through migrating from your current media storage
#Tusky 9 is out!
Creating polls, improved search, always expand content warnings, and more!
Read the full changelog here: https://github.com/tuskyapp/Tusky/releases/tag/v9.0
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.