thulhu i am trying to do things on my computer you are so lovely and cuddly but you aren't exactly helpifhjuhsakfl *kitty crawls up onto theri chest and purrs in their face*

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 17:09

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 17:09

Sep 15, 2019, 17:09

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@LANthus we gonna magical girl the SHIT outta fediverse

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:41

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:41

Sep 15, 2019, 16:41

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

so we got one of those layered corrugated cardboard cat lounge/scratcher things and it came with a free little packet of catnip, but the logo on it I swear is really familiar. I'l have to get a picture of it

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:28

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:28

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Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@EleventhOcean@octodon.social Is it really a bad movie if it has Tommy Wiseau in it? :3

Realtalk though I'll probably never be able to watch it fully through but given the ...uh...

quality

of Samurai Cop 2's scenes with Tommy in holy crap it sounds like a real blast to watch XD

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:23

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:23

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Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@EleventhOcean@octodon.social i

i just saw the "final battle"as well and...

oh my god

oh my god it's everything I hoped, AND everything I feared.

....it's ...

it's so very Tommy.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:19

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:19

Sep 15, 2019, 16:19

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@EleventhOcean@octodon.social oh my GOD
is his performance as bafflingly simultaneously Overacted AND Underacted as well as being utterly bizarre and uncomfortable as it is in The Room??? Becuase oh dang I kinda wanna watch it now?

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:17

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:17

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Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@EleventhOcean@octodon.social wait he was in Samurai Cop 2!? He was in OTHER MOVIES?!

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:16

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:16

Sep 15, 2019, 16:16

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

but that story was just so lovely. and good. Madeline is great. The final 9th chapter is...WOW. That woulda been impossible for me without assist mode on ><; but wow what a story!

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:15

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:15

Sep 15, 2019, 16:15

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

i completed Celeste last night. it was.... such a good game. Lovely story, lovely art, lovely fun times. (yeah I completed it all with assistmode on because ahhhghhhbgb platforming)

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:15

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:15

Sep 15, 2019, 16:15

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@LANthus *petpet!*

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Aug 06, 2019, 20:35

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**disaster fembro [xe/xem]** @minty_da@cybre.space · Aug 06, 2019, 20:35

Aug 06, 2019, 20:35

disaster fembro [xe/xem] @minty_da@cybre.space

@hierarchon

cis person: what are you?

me: an electronic musician

cis person: no, i mean what's in your pants?

me: *pulls out one of these*

ce55e38c9d9192ba.jpg

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:14

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 16:14

Sep 15, 2019, 16:14

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@EleventhOcean@octodon.social Big bad: "Finally, this will be the deciding battle! You shall fall here, but before you do, you shall bear witness to my glorious ascension into godhood, as I lay waste to your land! You have no hope of stopping me! DESPAIR, HEROES!"
Johnny: "Hahaha, what a great story, Mark" *oneshots the boss* "hay wanna play football??"

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 14:37

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 15, 2019, 14:37

Sep 15, 2019, 14:37

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Lannnn

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Sep 15, 2019, 00:00

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**Exa, lost&found** @unascribed@sleeping.town · Sep 15, 2019, 00:00

Sep 15, 2019, 00:00

Exa, lost&found @unascribed@sleeping.town

Project Jortage (attn: instance admins)

last week I started Project Jortage, a collaboratively paid for S3-compatible media storage solution for fediverse instances

instances can join the pool for free, optionally donating to our OpenCollective. Jortage primarily offers cross-instance media deduplication which is a huge gain for Mastodon instances that indiscriminately copy all media

current members include sleeping.town, glaceon.social, toot.cat, donphan.social, cryptid.industries, and a smattering of personal instances

learn more: https://jortage.com
join by emailing hello@jortage.com or DMing me; I'll walk you through migrating from your current media storage

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Sep 14, 2019, 15:56

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**🍱 Sean ☕** @GigaByte4711@whitespashe.uk · Sep 14, 2019, 15:56

Sep 14, 2019, 15:56

🍱 Sean ☕ @GigaByte4711@whitespashe.uk

Would you replace your existing internet provider with a community-based ISP, assuming that you'd (at the very least) keep the same speed? If so/not, why?

Boosts+

[ ] Yes
[ ] No