sui
@mavica *sends hugs* Hell no i don't advocate for you killing yourself because you are good and wonderful :(
i cant believe ash has been 10 for 20 years
RT @SportsNation@twitter.com
Breaking: 10-year-old Ash Ketchum wins the Alola League Championship, his first Pokemon League championship in his 20-year career 🏆
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SportsNation/status/1173260356141162497
food, cursed
@zac ....no
....ooOOO
@cdmnky that's why he was fighting so hard to win the tournament. He could never age until he won first place, that was his curse.
@LANthus we gonna magical girl the SHIT outta fediverse
@LANthus *petpet!*
cis person: what are you?
me: an electronic musician
cis person: no, i mean what's in your pants?
me: *pulls out one of these*
@EleventhOcean@octodon.social Big bad: "Finally, this will be the deciding battle! You shall fall here, but before you do, you shall bear witness to my glorious ascension into godhood, as I lay waste to your land! You have no hope of stopping me! DESPAIR, HEROES!"
Johnny: "Hahaha, what a great story, Mark" *oneshots the boss* "hay wanna play football??"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.