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@erinbee that reminds me I never did figure out who did that trancey remix of cruel angel thesis that I found over a decade ago

So tired
But so hungry
But so tired

But so so hungry

Slungry?

@LottieVixen mostly in England I get those weird Episode: Choose Your Story ads a lot, which SEEM marketed towards cishet women but also seem very cishet male gazey at times.
Good god they are bad though. Nowhere near as hornt as the ones I've gotten here though. Pretty sure at least two of them were straight up porn games

@LottieVixen I'm flying back from Japan today, been here for two weeks and.... The mobile ads I get in games and such are largely for booby anime gatcha games

@hyggend@efdn.club .... Against my better judgement, please, do tell :3 *puts on a sign that says "ready to get Owned" *

@hyggend@efdn.club well that's an improvement. I heard of one poor soul who caught spliney, and then scubey.

Y'arr, there be puns of the piraticl persuasion within. Be warned, travelers! (Take 2, corrected autocucumber) 

"the captain be locked in their room still?!"
"Y'arr, tis best not to disturb 'em while they be sleepin'"
"But we needs t'divide up th' plunder!!"
"The captain said not to disturb them; ye be wanting t'disobey a direct order?? That be mutinous talk!"
"Ya scurvy dredge, I'll not stand 'ere accused of such devilish acts!"
"Away w'ye then! Les' ye wake the captain from their Booty Sleep!"

bad idea i had on the way to work: pvp sudoku. kinda like tetris 99, clearing a puzzle applies a debuff to the target's current puzzle (like scrambling the numbers in a solution-preserving way or replacing them all with symbols) or next puzzle (increasing the size or difficulty of the puzzle they get after clearing this one). first to X puzzles solved wins

nathan drake looksdifferent than i remember

RT @disneyplus@twitter.com

Gordon Ramsay: Uncharted (2019)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/disneyplus/status/

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