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Gross dream 

@GlitterDisaster what the shit I've had that dream too oh god it's so goddamn awful. D: mine was feathers though. Just, mouthful of feathers. It was bloody weird.

@fernfrond@efdn.club oh god I remember talk about teeth falling out in your dreams being like a big omen of luck or fortune in your future as far as dream interpretation books were concerned back in the bloody 80s, as opposed to, you know, you subconsciously worrying about your teeth falling out suddenly and having to go to the dentist.

A lot of dream interpretation books are total bullhockey and dreams really aren't that bafflingly obtuse.

antisemitism, block recommendation 

this rando just showed up in my mentions and started quoting a bunch of antisemitic shit at me. I'm not familiar with mastodon.top and I did report him to the admins there, so we'll see what happens

considering what my display name is it's shocking I haven't gotten this type of clown sooner

Lb: you know what you're doing better! *Sends hugs if wanted!*

@Dee @raspberry_boy@cybre.space it stands for Help, Too Obviously being Photographed

I've figured it out, I figured out why the format with the nerdy kid and the muscleheads gets me: nobody uses forums anymore. This joke entails that people are nice on the internet AND that forums still florish enough to be used instead of just shouting questions at no one on Twitter or Reddit in desperation

*picks jigglypuff*

announcer: JIGGLYPUFF
me, whispering: jonklee donk

Scenario 

@BatElite @Felthry this is entirely possible! lotsa li'l blushy renselves!

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