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HANK: If you make your fursona a pokemon, where are you gonna be in a few years when the next big fad comes around?
BOBBY: Then I'll just get a new one.
HANK: Bobby, a fursona isn't just something you throw away when something new comes along. It's a piece of yourself. Why, I've had Lyndon here for thirty years.
BOBBY: Here comes the ref sheet.
HANK: (takes a folded up piece of paper out of his wallet. his fursona is a jacked as hell bloodhound)

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@fuckly@snouts.online could be worse. Could go "You cannot handle my weapons, traveller, they are too powerful for you. You need a different weapon seller who sells WEAKER weapons"

Gross dream 

@GlitterDisaster yeah for serious. for a moment I genuinely was like "oh goddammit have I actually done that 'eating your own pillow in your sleep' shit that was just in a joke??" ... Not gonna lie, it was with some relief I realised that had NOT actually happened.

This is some top notch historical reenactment.

Nation's largest slave revolt took place upriver from New Orleans and will be re-enacted this weekend

nola.com/news/article_b8c5e996

Gross dream 

@GlitterDisaster what the shit I've had that dream too oh god it's so goddamn awful. D: mine was feathers though. Just, mouthful of feathers. It was bloody weird.

@fernfrond@efdn.club oh god I remember talk about teeth falling out in your dreams being like a big omen of luck or fortune in your future as far as dream interpretation books were concerned back in the bloody 80s, as opposed to, you know, you subconsciously worrying about your teeth falling out suddenly and having to go to the dentist.

A lot of dream interpretation books are total bullhockey and dreams really aren't that bafflingly obtuse.

antisemitism, block recommendation 

this rando just showed up in my mentions and started quoting a bunch of antisemitic shit at me. I'm not familiar with mastodon.top and I did report him to the admins there, so we'll see what happens

considering what my display name is it's shocking I haven't gotten this type of clown sooner

Lb: you know what you're doing better! *Sends hugs if wanted!*

@Dee @raspberry_boy@cybre.space it stands for Help, Too Obviously being Photographed

I've figured it out, I figured out why the format with the nerdy kid and the muscleheads gets me: nobody uses forums anymore. This joke entails that people are nice on the internet AND that forums still florish enough to be used instead of just shouting questions at no one on Twitter or Reddit in desperation

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