Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@fillertrack *gentle, soothing whispering* "he has no style~"

"hmmm what to do" *already picking up the Switch and turning it on* "Whaaat to doooo~" *already going around playing Pokemon again* "Gosh just SO many choices."

no i mean seriously I ... I am still like "...hn I kinda wanna play pokemon again right now."

like I'm all "fuck I got so many other games to play I really should play them... OOOOORRRR I could play Pokemon Sword... hm."

...shit... this is the most into a pokemon game I've ever felt since I played Pokemon Blue way back when it first came out...

@BatElite I'm not so sure? I mean it's an entirely non story related NPC. It's just one of the trainer types you can battle around the place, so I didn't think it counted as spoiling anything?

... so there's a police officer NPC type in Pokémon swoosh.

The first one you meet (early on, not spoiler) literally says "Allo Allo Allo! What's all this then? Fancy a scrap with a copper?"

*Rolls up sleeves* you betcha, matey. }:3

@zatnosk I'm never going to be able to unimagine this now

Okay so... Where are all the dads in Pokémon games?
Like I think only ruby and sapphire has your character actually have a father and a mother and both appear in game...

Gotta say the UI in Pokémon swsh is a thing of beauty. Clean, efficient use of space, clear and concise, intuitive, easy to read. Surprisingly attractive in design despite being rather minimalist

I'm getting mobile ads for g2a that are basically "buy stolen or scammed game keys from us or we'll kill you"

Wtf.

Aw dang what do I call a girl machop