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@trashyfins@chomp.life what's worse is that I am SURE I did this whole "wait I have X Y AND Z ON STEAM!? WHEN!?" thing a few weeks... maybe a month back?

@trashyfins@chomp.life I keep forgetting i have bought games in sales or off humble bumble and whatnot and then i discover thanks to steam there's an update to them or I randomly look through my games list looking for something else and then notice it and go "wait WHAT?? WHEN DID I GET THA-oh yeah."

Got that bug type that's basically a Paras but instead of a mushroom it's got like a rock or something on it instead.

I called it Geoff Ology.

G. Ology. :3

@cozykaffe@snouts.online kaffe, there's an NPC in sword and shield that literally says the same thing more or less. And wants to go inside a pokeball and I just

I support them so much

if your dad is bald, don't let him wear a hat in new york city in the summer or he'll get a man hat tan

pokemon swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers 

I have two of the four possible monstrosities that clearly exist only to suffer.

I have named them "NOPEASAURUS" and "ARCEUS WHY" because oh my GOD

the indiivdual parts look pretty good? like, if there was a MATCHING back end to them, great. but...

they're... spliced with very obviously NOT matching parts.

gamefreak why

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pokemon swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers 

oikay so ...

the fossils in this game are hot garbage and why gamefreak why

why did you ...

what

what is wrong with you oh my god

so you do't just get a fossil and revive it as a pokemon oh no you get to splice two different fossils together to make "WACKY COMEDY COMBINATION POKEMONS" because there's this one fossil scientist who I do not think is at all legal or a licensed paleoscientist or geneticist.

LB: renbot no stay off the caffeine you know what that does to your circuits

Make sure to keep looking up how much extra caffeine there is.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Bullet Bill's quieter, more reserved, more peaceful brother, who wants to turn away from his family's military profiteering background and forge towards a lifestyle and legacy that improves the world rather than damns it.

Kami is exceptionally happy I am home again. she hasn't even realised we've gotten Sid back from the vets and he's doing okay, she's just happy I'm home since I've been out all day

Robotnik: "Haha! You've fallen into my trap, Sonic! Now witness as I steal ALL the chaos emeralds!"
Sonic: "ok boomer"
Robotnik: "... I... W... HOW DARE YOU!?"

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