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request for income help 

hey y'all. we're disabled, and we don't qualify for any government income, and we really need to have income that we can use to either move out, or at least pay for our own groceries/part of rent so that our (abusive and controlling) parents feel that we're less of a Burden.

we can't guarantee any Thing in return to y'all, given our lack of ability to consistently work and output stuff.

so with that, if you're willing to help us with income:

  • our patreon is really helpful. it's how we pay for our meds, and it's the best form of consistent income we have rn. it's a big big thing for us that helps a lot, especially if we wanted to move out.
  • our paypal and cash app are more like a stopgap, it feels. we don't really wanna rely on them as income, but they do help if you want to give us some money.

thanks for reading, boosts are obviously welcome, etc. 💚🖤💙

Pokemon Swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers 

.... oh no i'm at the rock gym in Sword and...

and the gym mission involves the use of a Trap Detector to find hidden traps in the gym mission I guess? and it's just... a pair of fuckin' high tech dowsing rods and

your character is just... looking SO CONFUSED by them while they are explained to them and I just... i can't. i fuckin can't handle it just...

the character is like:

>_> ._. .... <_< ... ._.;;;

Ominous 

@hyggend@efdn.club *tosses a catnip ball across the room*

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space ld you make th-buggrit I'm not doing this joke it's exhausting and spammy sorry XD

@trashyfins@chomp.life aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa D: D: D:

@trashyfins@chomp.life this mood is too big for a steam sale D:

@trashyfins@chomp.life what's worse is that I am SURE I did this whole "wait I have X Y AND Z ON STEAM!? WHEN!?" thing a few weeks... maybe a month back?

@trashyfins@chomp.life I keep forgetting i have bought games in sales or off humble bumble and whatnot and then i discover thanks to steam there's an update to them or I randomly look through my games list looking for something else and then notice it and go "wait WHAT?? WHEN DID I GET THA-oh yeah."

Got that bug type that's basically a Paras but instead of a mushroom it's got like a rock or something on it instead.

I called it Geoff Ology.

G. Ology. :3

@cozykaffe@snouts.online kaffe, there's an NPC in sword and shield that literally says the same thing more or less. And wants to go inside a pokeball and I just

I support them so much

if your dad is bald, don't let him wear a hat in new york city in the summer or he'll get a man hat tan

pokemon swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers 

I have two of the four possible monstrosities that clearly exist only to suffer.

I have named them "NOPEASAURUS" and "ARCEUS WHY" because oh my GOD

the indiivdual parts look pretty good? like, if there was a MATCHING back end to them, great. but...

they're... spliced with very obviously NOT matching parts.

gamefreak why

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pokemon swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers 

oikay so ...

the fossils in this game are hot garbage and why gamefreak why

why did you ...

what

what is wrong with you oh my god

so you do't just get a fossil and revive it as a pokemon oh no you get to splice two different fossils together to make "WACKY COMEDY COMBINATION POKEMONS" because there's this one fossil scientist who I do not think is at all legal or a licensed paleoscientist or geneticist.

LB: renbot no stay off the caffeine you know what that does to your circuits

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