Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz sick of this "okay this is the masc outfit and it looks okay, but HERE'S the SAME outfit, but on a GIRL and OOOOHHH LOOKIT DEM BOOBAHS THORUGH THAT CUTOUT ON THE CHEST" bitch please I want that fucking cutout on the guys as well let me stare at abs on all genders you fuckers.

GIVE GUYS GIRLY HAREM OUTFITS, GIVE GIRLS SHITKICKING BOOTS AND SENSIBLE PANTS WITH POCKETS, NO SKINTIGHT SLINKY DOMME-ISH CATSUITS UNLESS ALSO THE HUGE MUSCLY MONSTER CHARACTER GETS IT TOO.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz if that exact outfit isn't also available for male bodies as well I dgaf.

In fact more games should have "girly" and "masc" outfits, but they should never be gender or body type locked at all. exactly the same outfit, in each type, for any body type. No exceptions.

Slinky fanservicy neglige? Exactly the same on the masc characters as the femme characters. Dark brooding badass action hero outfit that covers everything more or less sensibly? All body types, no changes.

@najimi@hellsite.site @cozykaffe@snouts.online (absolutely not whispering) Right? On reflection I think I'd like to replay it because clearly it's a testament to how good the story was if people were THAT into it that they were shocked that the ending was a cliffhanger and desperately wanted more!

I mean yeah it IS jarring and the final boss doesn't feel like one, but damn I had a GREAT time with 2.

... Honestly Reach is actually my favourite, and ODST, but Halo 2 was good shit y'know?

@cozykaffe@snouts.online you know for all its faults Halo 2 can legit claim to have a really memorable ending because holy fuck it became a goddamn meme

@cozykaffe@snouts.online "Chef Ramsay, what are you doing on board that cruise vessel?"
"Finishing this Six Course Meal"

@LANthus Oh. oh dear. XD

@LANthus number as in... phone number?? o_o

G-man stands for Goddammit stop creeping up on me like that, Man

there's a pizza i want

but the place that sells it is like... miles away.

hhh...

@rat who am I to disturb these bees
I've traveled the world and the seven seas
Everybody's running from the bees

@BatElite you know, I THINK I've seen that one some time ago! It rings a bell in any case!

@BatElite ... Of course this does imply that it was the penis or the BDSM gear that made me actually LOOK at the ad in more detail, and while that's technically true it's only because the first time I reflexively closed the ad the moment it came up but my subconscious was like "hey I think that was a penis" and of course - mercifully - you can't UNclose a popup.

@BatElite it might actually be a body suit? I'm not wholly sure. And I didn't really feel like tapping on the ad to be sure because I was like 99.9999% sure it wouldn't take me to those products...
That and I don't really want to give it the impression I'm paying ads any more than a cursory inspection

Mood.

The ad in question, for Wish: sex toy very visible, silhouette of genitals