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banged my head on the wooden ceiling beams up in the loft/top floor yesterday and it still friggin hurts today and ow. fuck. why. why does this happen why does banging your head continue to hurt for an absolutely UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME

@pup_hime i mean homestucks are just furries but for andrew hussie's OCs.

nobody:
me:
the universe:
my brain: o/' caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~ o/'
me: *sigh* ...fuckin' o/' AAANNYBOOODYYYYYY~~~, FIIIIiind meeee.... somebody TOOO~oooo~~ o/'

@pico@snouts.online to be fair, she really was an absolutely stunningly beautiful dragon and it was a literal crime she was chained up in that crumbling castle, she deserved to be free.

@pico@snouts.online you raise an excellent point. dragons it is!

thulhu oh my god please stop batting stuff off my desk oh my god oh my god

@pico@snouts.online i'd rescue the dragon, kill the treasure and steal the princess.

Also hey!!! It's #SmallBusinessSaturday! I've got COOL COMICS AND STICKERS up in @itsnero 's and my shared online shop, in case you're hankering for luxurious cyber products to enjoy in meatspace! store.irisjay.net

Blessing that timeline with rainbow socks ❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜

Art by @Shlimaz on Twitter

the age-old dilemma:

long hair pretty
vs
my hair has become entangled in ways that baffle topologists. leading mathematical researchers look at the knots in my hair and jot down in their notebooks, certain that my hair has wrapped around itself in spatial dimensions heretofore inaccessible to humanity. Would-be Alexanders pull out their swords, but upon facing this Gordian knot, weep in futility

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz regardless it's a huge friggin mood

@apow@snouts.online world cold and hard
lap soft and warm

Oblivion 

Shopkeepee for a quest: "Hey I have a problem with break-ins please stay overnight and sort out the problem."

Me, a thief: :³

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