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Friend: Hey, remember how a few years back you offered to explain the plot of back to the future and I said no? I kinda need you to explain...
Me: well it's about time...

@pupy @cozykaffe@snouts.online they're all goodest cutest babie

@monorail @cozykaffe@snouts.online what ARE bicycles?

we just don't know.

@pupy @cozykaffe@snouts.online ...i only did it because I didn't know what it's evolved form was and then I evolved it and was like "...aw dang okay I wish I could unevolve now because now my yamper is forever a boltund and I kinda just want a yamper still.. sigh..."

@cozykaffe@snouts.online @pupy I mean... I love boltund as well but yes it is literally just "DOG. THE DOGENING"

@SanfordianPhil @Louisa @starwall no i don't know why I thought of this but i had to share it because dammit i'm not suffering that mental image alone

@SanfordianPhil @Louisa @starwall he starts undressing for bed, yawns making a "waaaahhh!" noise, then drops trou. out flops L'il Waluigi and it ALSO makes a "waaaah!!" noise but higher pitched and he looks down at his crotch and smiles proudly "Aaaa that's my boy!"

i have eaten, i have had food, i just wanna relax and not owie.

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