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oh my god even clefairy has those eyes that look like they're lined with some horrible event they've seen

only Cleffa's eyes don't have those lines around them

oh my god what the hell

what has that poor thing experienced on evolution D:

@pupy @cozykaffe@snouts.online frosmoth is SO GOOD omg
fluf babie

@pupy @cozykaffe@snouts.online like cuz i wanna just... rub my hands along those bumps and feel em jiggle gently as I pet the snom because I bet that would feel really nice and fun and giggly

@pupy @cozykaffe@snouts.online do you think like...

snom is like

those clear parts are pettable? and they're like... squishy??

like a gummy sweet or something? (except do not eat plz)

Friend: Hey, remember how a few years back you offered to explain the plot of back to the future and I said no? I kinda need you to explain...
Me: well it's about time...

@pupy @cozykaffe@snouts.online they're all goodest cutest babie

@monorail @cozykaffe@snouts.online what ARE bicycles?

we just don't know.

@pupy @cozykaffe@snouts.online ...i only did it because I didn't know what it's evolved form was and then I evolved it and was like "...aw dang okay I wish I could unevolve now because now my yamper is forever a boltund and I kinda just want a yamper still.. sigh..."

@cozykaffe@snouts.online @pupy I mean... I love boltund as well but yes it is literally just "DOG. THE DOGENING"

@SanfordianPhil @Louisa @starwall no i don't know why I thought of this but i had to share it because dammit i'm not suffering that mental image alone

@SanfordianPhil @Louisa @starwall he starts undressing for bed, yawns making a "waaaahhh!" noise, then drops trou. out flops L'il Waluigi and it ALSO makes a "waaaah!!" noise but higher pitched and he looks down at his crotch and smiles proudly "Aaaa that's my boy!"

i have eaten, i have had food, i just wanna relax and not owie.

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