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@heytanuki@snouts.online you took my pooptoot and you made it amazing holy crap

@melissasage aw man that's too much europe. :< I can't fit that in my cupboard

@Farlow and like, that feels so wholesome to me? like the gang are talking to someone else and Reeves walks by as he's getting in food orders for them at a restaurant while they're hanging out "wait was that Reeve-" "yyyeah no that's Cait Sith." "But he's-" "Nobody calls him Reeves, c'mon man. Just call him Cait Sith, he's earned it."

dangit now I'm imagining Reeves just like, actually really shy about his human self but is super out there and alive when he's Cait.

@Farlow I'm now thinking like... It's some kind of cross between VR Chat and some sort of avatar thing where he literally sees the world through Cait's eyes, and like... He hates being called Reeves and being met in person but the gang all call him Cait even when he's meeting them "in person" as Reeves. Like, he's just Cait Sith to them regardless even though they know he's Reeves.

@Farlow Oh my god though yeah I was REALlY confused at first because it was already explained Cait was just a robot and just remote control so nobody was in any real danger but the way Cait was talking as he went and sacrificed himself was like "uh... wait, is Reeves remote controlling Cait or is he just a robot and... uh..." and then he just... shows the heck up IMMEDIATELY after Cloud has his breakdown after giving Sephiroth the Black Materia like "YO Cait mark 2 here! What's u-oh crap."

magical gear solid

(it's just solid snake in a meguca outfit)

@theoutrider ughsort, a proper sorting algorithm that has to clean up after fucksort does its business. only works on fucksorted arrays though, throws an exception for arrays that fucksort hasn't given up on.

fucksort, a sorting algorithm that just throws everything into a randomly-ordered pile, then makes a half-arsed attempt at sorting it and gives up and just leaves the current state anywhere between 20 and 50% of the way through

lazy return of course so you have to actually get the result rather than being given it

i'd like to nominate my new sorting algorithm for wider study and use

it's called "fuckit sort" and it deletes elements until the list is sorted

look pal if you didn't want you elements deleted, why didn't you give me a sorted list?

@pisscotheque is it third hand if this description makes me feel distress too for the mouse???

But also how both the Mog and Cait himself are robots that are remote control but... Also seem to have wills and memories of their own?

And like... After everything, Reeves isn't the one who hangs out with Cloud and Tifa and Barrett etc. It's Cait Sith. And they don't call him Reeves.

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