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me: 5'10" in meatspace
most doorframes: made to accomodate people of like 6'2"
the roof beams in my attic room: p. low, well below chest height tho.
this weird stone ledge that juts out from the ceiling because it's where the original house wall was before the extension was built that now has the kitchen/dining room in it: quite a bit shorter than that but still plenty of clearance.
my head: repeatedly banged against all of these things somehow despite my best efforts to not.

the art and the artist sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause

nsfw art giveaway 

@jimbohusky@snouts.online well heck why not. ^^I'm down for this

@Jo @theoutrider yah I did that a while back and never commented on it because I didn't want to give him the satisfaction because I was like "...i ... i bet that means Fish Botherer or something because of fishing games let me just type this into google translate aaaand i FUCKIN KNEW IT Goddammit"

hey look if you're wanting a nice fun fps fallout experience then you can't go wrong with the third fallout game, right here. store.steampowered.com/sub/134

great DLC, great game, great systems, great story, great mod support too! Such a shame there was never any other fallout games after that one.

@patterfloof You got a pc right? It's only a fiver on steam right now for the game and all dlc :3

alcohol 

@cozykaffe@snouts.online it's... sour mash whiskey I think??... I'm not sure. I don't quite understand alcohols

J.K. Rowling 

@Zero_Democracy she's white and upper-middle class english. It was basically a given she'd be a fuckwaffle.

I keep reading @theoutrider 's display name as "Fish Storer"
like storing them in boxes
boxed fish

jus

swimmin' around in boxes

...

FISHTANKS

(realtalk though every now and then I get an urge to reinstall FONV Ultimate Edition (and new vegas bounties 1-3 now) and play through it all again and I just... I've completed FONV like, 3 times now, and NVB once. and... I dunno if that's a problem or not but dang I just... it's so good??)

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oh no

no i'm

i'm getting the urge again

the hunger

i

i can feel it

i can FEEL the CURSE RISING

*trembling hand reaches towards the Install button of FONV* m-must resist...!

@Rybark@snouts.online my headcanon. davinci IS a vocaloid. Da Vinci is actually an immortal trans woman who eventually uploaded herself to the internet as Miku Hatsune in this essay I will

@LANthus lan

lan i hate this

but i can hear it

oh god i can fucking hear it

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