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Random pic from Japan. Yes those are Touhou characters on that window.

Girls are Big In Japan.

yesterday i couldnt remember the word "cellar" and eventually conveyed the meaning to my sister as "normal dungeon"

me: why does my backside hurt and sting what is up with this shit *checks back pocket of jeans while sat down at pc*
the bolt that was in said back pocket: lol hi
me: ... oh. right. forgot you were there.

@tom Honestly I'm just surprised he hasn't made a vore joke before this point.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online luigi doesn't afraid of anything

...i just realised that the characters in Fight of Animals are ... based on viral memes of animals...

oh god

Kids: this is the year you finally pull the elf down off the shelf and show it what happens to snitches.

Cowboy Bebop at their computer.
At the bank.
At the pizza hut
At the taco bell
At the combination pizza hut taco bell
At the restaurant that won the franchise wars in the mid 21st century so now every restaurant is that one.
At the intersection of shitpost and relatable content.
At your door.
30 meters
20
10
"That's inside the goddamn room!!"

@apow@snouts.online I'm gonna make REAL quick dry cement that's dry in SECONDS!!

*seconds later*

It appears that mistakes have been made, please fetch a jackhammer

@apow@snouts.online quick dry cement is such a lie that shit takes more than a minute to dry

the Fred Astairiverse *begins tap-dancing as the timeline looks on in horror*

Today it was brought to my attention that Trent Reznor's name backwards is Ron Zertnert and I wanted to share that with y'all

Weh, when is this picross game on my phone going to add more colour puzzles???

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