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...shit that's basically a bot post isn't it.

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am I renbot now? is renbot me?

@envgen it's okay i have this conversation with myslef every damn time i upgrade my pc ._.; i just wanna slap bits together to make a working pc but apparently that's Just Not Done these days and you gotta work out the RIGHT kinda chip. no not that identical chip, the OTHER chip that looks EXACTLY THE SAME but has a + sign after it because FUCK YOU that's why.

I'll try and help out and split the load of work for you tho! You know what kinda processor you after? we can start there at least.

@envgen but yeah I had to fuckin figure out whether an H, B or Z or DEFGHI or whatever chipset was best for the specific model chip I was using and aaaaaaaaaa god it is so fuckin'..

why can't it be simpler but NOOoope. nope gotta be fuckin' complicated because magic rocks make computer box fast but gotta be the RIGHT magic rocks. heck.

@envgen oh crap I forgot about this sort of "feature" of modern motherboards like... fuck I had to do so much research when I shifted to an intel chip (BOY HOWDY WAS THAT A BAD IDEA. I mean it was a good ide at the time but then that whole thing with the hardware level exploit came out and uuuUGHHH)

@cozykaffe@snouts.online man that hidef texture pack for splatoon looks pretty good

@envgen Actually yeah. Asus mobos ARE pretty good. I've got one I think? It's been serving me plenty good for years now

@envgen mostly I just go by the fact that most MSI motherboards are pretty awful trash apparently and often overheat or fail and are made with really cheap components, and you can get a better, more robust motherboard for the same price as an MSI one or only a little extra.

@batterpunts as a bonus you will never drop the spoon you're using to eat soup in the bowl

d&d, vore 

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i mean... fair, i guess I should have been more aware.
maybe thrown a lloyd's talisman or clipped the camera through the Show More box instead to see the teeth. Ah well.

@rat @Ivafakename "ZOOM IN, ENHANCE IT"
"mate look i can't any more the filter only goes up to hqx4 if you want better shaders you're gonna have to upgrade this rig because it's already starting to chug and i mean c'mon it looks like a crayon drawing at this point you're losing so much detail"
"ZOOM. IN. ENHANCE. IT."
"fuck, fine, okay, jeez, there. there's your garbage ass antialiased 2fps retro game that looks nothing like anything any more. Wanker."

@matt oh yeah here we go, Neff still exists? It'sa german company, but it's owned by Bosch so... yeah. oh also Neff DO make fridges hahah fuck.

@matt to be fair Neff is probably like... a subsidiary of hotpoint or something

@matt Pyrelectric maybe? Either way yeah they're all bosch or Neff or... wait I think Neff ONLY does ovens I don't remember any Neff branded fridges or washing machines and whatnot and also isn't Neff the name of the badguy in Altered Beast so we got ovens that open and they call out in a menacing, bitcrushed voice "WELCOME TO YOUR FOOD"

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