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I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it,
but this is what peak performance looks like”

birds must give the best hugs

regular hug: just arms, not much coverage, still good tho

bird hug: WINGS, total coverage, warm and fluffy and aaaAA

the most profound mystery in the "is My Immortal genuine or a trollfic??" controversy is why anybody thinks that's a binary

@Troasta ....i'm honestly surprised nobody started a meme that is based around pictures of dna

don't forget that kojima has stated that the official theme of the metal gear solid series is
"gene meme scene"
which frankly sounds like an amazing shitpost

@gdkar oh dangit you failed to protect it now it's even disappeared off your post D:

Bangai-O Spirits' level designer had a neat feature. You create the level, and you can export it to an audio file that you can reload by playing the audio file back when in receive mode.

I mean, surely it was purely for aesthetics but... dang it was really cool.

gonna name this keyboard Lucky Sevens because of every time it just randomly inserts a 7 at the end of words

@Ivafakename (also so you can share audio files without actually being next to someone i guess??)

@codl try finishing it for your sake rather than fuck, fuck doesn't care much.

@Moeru *slamming fist down on desk in demanding* TEETH, TEETH, TEETH

@Ivafakename hey look there's a way easier way.

go get Bangai-O spirits for Nintendo DS, make a level, and it'll generate an audio code automatically that you can play into a microphone to generate the level from the dialup screeching

@furkachi@snouts.online @internetwolf sdfjkhlsdafksdf why would they close it uguhhghafrghbl

@furkachi@snouts.online @internetwolf literally found this one a couple years ago where someone was having the exact same crash bug I was, the thread was like six pages long, every solution suggested did not work, then right at the end the op posts that they fixed it. And even with people going "oh? What was it?" No fucking response. Nothing has made me want to find someone and smash their pc to dust more than that thread.

@furkachi@snouts.online @internetwolf and the ever cursed

"nevermind i fixed it" reply from OP, and no further reply on the thread

since 2006.

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