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@BatElite @heytanuki@snouts.online well all genders are 100% off with a full unlimited money back guarantee if you decide you don't want it, but be quick, this offer ends at the heat death of the universe- one second. *Answers a phone*. what's that?? ... How many billions of trillions of eons????? .... Well dang, I wrote the contract now, I can't very well go back on it now. Ah well.

@heytanuki@snouts.online @BatElite I just wish the shiny gender variants weren't ridiculously expensive.

@Ivafakename rebuttal: if all efdn is gremlins, then clearly there are cuties that are gremlins, thus gremlins are cuties. QED. (Quite Evidently ...Da-truth??)

@noiob I thought this said Renalia at first. But now I've read it correctly, so I'm obligated to post this now:
"Or else Sakuya will have to pilot it again"

@heytanuki@snouts.online @BatElite hey, psst. *Glances around* wanna try some hot new pronouns? *Opens trenchcoat* first ones free.
So's the second one actually.

... They're all free.

Food, pizza discorce 

@Ivafakename okay to be fair, cheese and strawberry does go together well, kinda but you need a good sharp cheddar. The banana though? And olives? That's a bit weird.

@rat lando calrisian: this instance is getting worse all the time!
Ivy: I have memed the instance, PRAY I do not meme it further!

@Ivafakename (realtalk I love original flavour, it's like a comfort food thing? Used to have it a lot when I was ill as a child. But orange is definitely a bit nicer and easier to drink)

@Ivafakename "he's not that bright"

dude has impeccable taste tho that drider gal is real pretty

I've only played a little of Hypnospace Outlaw but I'm already kinda liking it. It's drawing me in.

However I'm taking a break so I can finally finish off Doom 2016.

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