Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Oh no I just remembered that "counterfeit genders" bullshit from a little while ago and I'm giggling again

@Colophonscrawl@snouts.online Dog Residue

@BatElite @heytanuki@snouts.online well all genders are 100% off with a full unlimited money back guarantee if you decide you don't want it, but be quick, this offer ends at the heat death of the universe- one second. *Answers a phone*. what's that?? ... How many billions of trillions of eons????? .... Well dang, I wrote the contract now, I can't very well go back on it now. Ah well.

@heytanuki@snouts.online @BatElite I just wish the shiny gender variants weren't ridiculously expensive.

@Ivafakename rebuttal: if all efdn is gremlins, then clearly there are cuties that are gremlins, thus gremlins are cuties. QED. (Quite Evidently ...Da-truth??)

@noiob I thought this said Renalia at first. But now I've read it correctly, so I'm obligated to post this now:
"Or else Sakuya will have to pilot it again"

@heytanuki@snouts.online @BatElite hey, psst. *Glances around* wanna try some hot new pronouns? *Opens trenchcoat* first ones free.
So's the second one actually.

... They're all free.

@Ivafakename gremlins are cute tho

@Ivafakename okay to be fair, cheese and strawberry does go together well, kinda but you need a good sharp cheddar. The banana though? And olives? That's a bit weird.

@Ivafakename too late, it's now none pizza with left beef canonically

@rat lando calrisian: this instance is getting worse all the time!
Ivy: I have memed the instance, PRAY I do not meme it further!

@Ivafakename none pizza with left beef by any chance?

@Ivafakename (realtalk I love original flavour, it's like a comfort food thing? Used to have it a lot when I was ill as a child. But orange is definitely a bit nicer and easier to drink)

@Ivafakename and unsubscribed

@Ivafakename same

@V SHSHHHHSHSHSHSHSH shush! :O c_c;;