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@BatElite god i can't stop looking at it just... that face. grinning. between those glistening wet human legs aujiahflkjshafs it's horrid and wonderful and awful and hilarious and i just... i can't.

@BatElite petra i put Hyperlink's avatar on bathtub geralt's head in paint.net i don't think you quite understand the crime i have committed

@a_breakin_glass @codl the sky above the port was an Apache Web Server 410 error document

@Ivafakename @alex i mean come on he's the clearest candidate for himbo especially when he becomes a horse in like uh... is... is it number 2? or 3? the one with the fairy godmother/tooth fairy thing?

body weird, pain 

@hyperlink ...are those sucker marks on your wrist too??...

What if we put Professor Oak's head on top of Mega Man X's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

please do not encourage me to make paint.net shitposts your life is painful enough without me making it worse

@efi @Manik@snouts.online @hyperlink i also hate it. these are not mutually exclusive things.

i hove it. late it. halovete it

@efi @Manik@snouts.online @hyperlink i am extremely sorry. it's horrific. I've created a monster. I have unleashed doom upon us all.

@Manik@snouts.online @hyperlink i want you to know that i despise myself for this but i could not help myself at all
i am sorry

i am so, so sorry.

@Manik@snouts.online @hyperlink hot-tub geralt but it's hyperlink and it's soup.

hot soup hyperlink

random memory address access:
back when I played TF2 I remember several silly maps on a server I joined regularly that deliberately had exploits or hidden ways into the skybox so you could terrorise people as a six hundred foot Heavy with boxing gloves, only to get taken out by a six hundred foot Sniper with the Huntsman and a chip on his shoulder.

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