Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@cherubiks @monorail "Oh hahaha, no, no, see that actually got decanonised last season. Turns out that theory was bunk and they revealed the truth in last season's finale so I was never $DEADNAME as it turns out. Shocking twist I know, but c'mon it's been several years, it's a bit past spoiler warnings at this point"

@joselito "I avoided getting cancelled for being racist with this one weird trick!" [RACISTS HATE THEM! Click here to find out why!]

every so often I get songs from the old thps games stuck in my head

@hyperlink hahaha nice :D

@hyperlink im just realising this now but that look is kinda like... "go ahead. break the glass, you're strong enough. you can do it. you can pet this head of mine. go on, do it, dooo iiitttttt. Pst the glass said you sucked and said very unkind things about your favourite person you should totally break it so you can pet my head :D "

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz *sends you hugs because you deserve hugs and wants you to know that you're valued and good*

fuck there's a Hell's Kitchen mobile game now. yes it's another match 3 where you repair and renovate a location by completing matches and spending the stars on repairing stuff.

...

honestly if the entire place isn't repaired by just Gordon Ramsay just yelling at it until it fixes itself wtf is it even doing

oh yeah i got miq with an Updog today.

@monorail shaped like friend

@biohazard "I'm POSITIVE i CAN DO nothing about the fact that smiling physically hurts when I don't mean it"

@hyperlink abadeeabadi

Falling Down from the Megaman Zero 4 ost is ... an amazing final boss tune

@PsyChuan@snouts.online @hyperlink *taps forehead* can't die if death thinks you are your fursuit

@PsyChuan@snouts.online @hyperlink six months after that, hyperlink is now wearing this fursuit every day, to everything.

years and years later, hyperlink is buried in this suit. everyone has forgotten that hyperlink's face looked like anything but this suit. leaving the real hyperlink free to assume a new fursuit and attend his own funeral, before slipping into the night, millions of dollars richer from his own life insurance.

ren you can't just do nothing but hum bill wurtz jingles to yourself all day
me: o/' how bout i do, anyway? o/'