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@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz *nodnods* I figured as much. *Pets!* You're a good kitty girl.

@cherubiks @monorail "Oh hahaha, no, no, see that actually got decanonised last season. Turns out that theory was bunk and they revealed the truth in last season's finale so I was never $DEADNAME as it turns out. Shocking twist I know, but c'mon it's been several years, it's a bit past spoiler warnings at this point"

@izalia @compufox instance cancelled for not going the full distance and writing "OAuth" as "OwOauth"

@joselito "I avoided getting cancelled for being racist with this one weird trick!" [RACISTS HATE THEM! Click here to find out why!]

any of these phrases are band and album names

RT @DuncanFyfe@twitter.com

can I seriously not go one day without hearing about undeclared mustard in oumph the chunk?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DuncanFyfe/status/

every so often I get songs from the old thps games stuck in my head

@hyperlink im just realising this now but that look is kinda like... "go ahead. break the glass, you're strong enough. you can do it. you can pet this head of mine. go on, do it, dooo iiitttttt. Pst the glass said you sucked and said very unkind things about your favourite person you should totally break it so you can pet my head :D "

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz *sends you hugs because you deserve hugs and wants you to know that you're valued and good*

fuck there's a Hell's Kitchen mobile game now. yes it's another match 3 where you repair and renovate a location by completing matches and spending the stars on repairing stuff.

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honestly if the entire place isn't repaired by just Gordon Ramsay just yelling at it until it fixes itself wtf is it even doing

the next time you think "oh oops i left the store with something on accident" or "oh no they didn't charge me for this" here's a helpful guide!

Were you at a major retailer?

If no, and you were somewhere local and independent, then turn around and do the right thing.

If yes, keep walking and do the right thing.

@biohazard "I'm POSITIVE i CAN DO nothing about the fact that smiling physically hurts when I don't mean it"

Falling Down from the Megaman Zero 4 ost is ... an amazing final boss tune

@PsyChuan@snouts.online @hyperlink *taps forehead* can't die if death thinks you are your fursuit

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