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@Ivafakename this is super valid too omg

@BatElite aaaa yes yes yes ;w;

@Ivafakename uh... SatAM Eggman I mean not Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog eggman that's uh... wow that's a very different. SatAM Eggman is genuinely full evil genius villain, like... straight up siezed power as a dictator through GENUINE POLITICAL SHENANIGANS and then a perfectly executed military coup and implied assassination. Dude is not at all above murder, enslavement, and epxloitation of the populace. he's... yowza. surprisingly competent too

oh no i'm shipping Big the Cat and Knuckles the Echidna as part of a gigantic polycule and they're a pair of ace friends who love each other dearly and just love to spend time chilling out and gushing about how wonderful nature is and Big is actually not just a fisher but an avid marine biologist and environmentalist and Knux is just... so happy to see his big, gentle face just light up with happiness and enthusiasm whenever he talks about his passions.

@Ivafakename Do you think like, Big and Knuckles spend a lot of time together? Just... chilling the fuck out and relaxing? couple of ace friembs having a good gentle snuggly time and fishing and talking about nature?

cause I bet that happens a lot. just... good, soft, snuggle buddies.

@Ivafakename ...Knuckles meeting new friends and just being <3 <3 <3 <3 over them and dragging them off to meet the REST of his polycule because he just KNOWS this one person in it who is going to ADORE this new friend, and they HAVE to meet and aaaaaaa

and he's just there gushing over how cute all his datemates are together <3 <3 <3 <3 aaa my heart ;w;

@Ivafakename I mean, games eggman that is. SatAM robotnik is a terrifying monster holy shit.

@Ivafakename same ;; eggman is one of the few villains I really like too?

I just... worry a lot about the guy.

@Ivafakename Knuckles is the himbo ace member of every polycule. always ready to throwdown to protect the ones he loves, but also super supportive and nice and sweet and gentle and makes sure the others in the polycule are well rested and taken care of. he's the team dad.

@Ivafakename ...i now never want to have typed the words "Elon Musky" and wish I hadn't seen them with my own two eyes or thought them up oh god my soul can never be saved now

@Ivafakename the fact he describes himself as a feminist becomes a pretty stark red flag given his record with the environment. I suspect he's a "feminist" in the same way a lot of terfs are, sadly. :<

Id' like to be proven wrong tho. I just don't see it happening as he's way too Elon Musky.

@Ivafakename Rouge x Amy & Knuckles

@fillertrack absolutely. doubly so if you steal any riches he has while he's distracted with the faxes

@Ivafakename it's probably because he never really stops to consider what he's doing and Sonic is done trying to explain it to him because every time he tries eggman takes it as a personal affront and launches into twitter tirades about it and slings personal slurs Sonic's way.

He's thoughtless because he thinks he's always right because "I have all the money so I can make the world better!!" and doesn't think any deeper than that.

@Ivafakename eggman tbf is the quintessential techbro billionaire tbqh.

@Ivafakename @miao as we all know though, less is more

thereby the less right i am, the MORE right I am =w=

@Ivafakename ...holy shit I forgot that Sonic Colors is literally Eggman making a space themepark and Sonic and Tails literally just trashing it because "eh fuck it why not lol he's probably up to something nefarious"... i mean, he IS but...

@Ivafakename I mean if you're running around at the speed of sound and your every day commute is beset by corkscrews, three hundred feet sheer vertical drops into a ramp that flings you several miles across the landscape, loops and pinball bouncers, I'm pretty sure a paltry roller coaster is like "meeehhh. I could walk faster than this"

@Ivafakename @miao the word breakfast comes from breaking one's fast.
technically lunch is the breaking ofa very small fast. :D