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before i go

make sure to save some of the prison moss for Susie.

@Ivafakename ...but if I take this seriously, then I'm supposed to stop you and throw you in the dungeon for being smart, BUT if I DON'T take it seriously, and you DO post something smart I'm NOT supposed to throw you in the dungeon?

...I don't know what to do now D:

god but i hate that Hover has a subtitle that is "revolt of gamers"

I just

ugh

uuuughhh

UUUghhhh

ufck. I mean I haven't played it since I got it years ago when it was early access/beta but... I dunno part of it having that subtitle makes me...

not... want to

@noiob @hyperlink heck realtalk now I just remmebered there's like some kind of movement in I HTINK an FPS game where if you were moving fast enough you could literally skip/bounce off like ledges and ramps and stuff and - fuck it was tf2 wasn't it the source engine could do that

but yeah I really want like... an FPS engine where it's all about doing sick tricks off ramps and stuff like that.

...

a skating game but an FPS skating game.

Jet Set Radio but first person.

@noiob @hyperlink and really when you think about it, isn't running off a ledge really fast just a super low effort jump?

@modernmodron whipping a vampire in the face with a morning star if castlevania games are anything to go by

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