Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

thinking about rocket knight adventures again what a game i beat that on every difficulty except the very hardest which... I forget what it was but to access them you had to enter a code at the konami screen (only ONE of which was the konami code!) and you got these codes by completing the game on the hardest accessable difficulty level each time, which would unlock the next hardest difficulty. gosh dang. the last one was just... a one hit and you die mode. with no continues. no extra lives ._.;

really wish there was a dedicated retropie gamepad that just... worked... y'know?

...oh no I think I know why the gamepad won't connect with the rpi...

...because it keeps trying to bluetooth connect with my Surface.

because I have to use it in Xinput mode or else the Home and Star buttons don't work at all in the Rpi, despite Retropie natively supporting the 8bitdo sf30 pro, so you would think it would go "OH I know, it has these two extra buttons you can use!" but NOOOPE.

why do i like arknights so much what the dick

@007@mastodon.xyz omg she looks so soft and snuggly and good and cute and wise and im love her

@Violet three raccoons, dropping an amazing looking album for that matter.

@mavica @Atatra OH MY GOSH I'd forgotten entirely that existed I think I need to watch it again thank you mavica :D

gosh dangit now I gotta figure out how to get this blasted thing to work again fuck
AND NOW THE KEYBOARD ALSO DOESN@T WORK HHHH

Ah! Got my 8bitdo working with my rpi again!

...

wait...

no

no i didn't apparently. fuck... goddammit...

okay what about this time...

@fraggle@octodon.social "Ye- hey- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second."
"Of course" *Skinner ducks into a side room, demon sounds are heard, returns with a chainsaw*
"Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I'm pooped!"
"Yes, I probably should-GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"1
"Demonic invasion"
"Uh-DEMONIC INVASION!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of Phobos, localized entirely within the UAC facility!?"
"Yes!"
"...Can I see it?"
"...No"

where were you when josef returned from the wastes with the GECK and saved mastodon

Kid Chameleon? More like Kid C'mon-let's play a better game instead.

@Ivafakename nah they would, but only one that wasn't corp made. fuck the corps. they charge too much anyway

@Ivafakename (wow sorry this pooptoot got way too real there)

@Ivafakename if they do theyd best be ready for lawsuits because fuck no they aren't stealing this generation's hard work because they likely made those magnets and designs themselves and sold the handcrafted product on etsy and some corporate bastards aren't gonna fuckin' mass produce those shits and steal all credit and business any more. heellll no.

If it's war they want, it's war the corps will get.