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(this is my mecha [talking quietly so i don't wake up anybody else and because i don't want to be a bother i just hope everyone is having a nice time sorry to be a bother please continue doing what you're doing <3 ] )

"So here, you'll see an exploded view of the device-...yes? What is it, Ren?"
"Um... why is it all in complete pieces? Where's the fragments???"
"...not THAT kind of exploded view-"
"well why the hell NOT?! C'mon, why call it an exploded view if there's no explosions!? that's false advertising!"

@charcoalbeans@snouts.online @hyperlink someone should make the Dallas Salad now.

also just noticed hyli changed is fuckin icon into something EVEN MORE gremlin energy and I swear it wasn't like that yesterday so did he literally change icons JUST for that duran duran/nine inch nails shitpost?!

I...

how can anybody compete with that

@radicalrobit @hyperlink I just realised that the song would be called "Head Like The Wolf" and I hate this

you know that smell kitties have when they've been sunbathing

that lovely nice smell you bury your face into their fur from and snifffffff

and it's so good?

I love that smell.

Kami smells like that right now.

@pup_hime There's a game by Mr Podunkian called Wasted that is basically a parody of Fallout 3, but toilet paper is the currency.

@Ivafakename walla walla bi-iieAAHHHGHHHGHHHGH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK

far less hedgehogs thanks. hedgehogs are great but we got four. That's a lotta hedgeys and y'know two of them are way similar to sonic and that feels a touch lazy y'know?

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like we got sonic, amy, silver, shadow, all hedgehogs. Knux doesn't count he's an echidna and a good boy.
Tails is the only fox, Rouge is the only bat, Big is the ... first cat?

I mean where the blue hell is Bark nowadays!? Big fella was awesome as hell. And Bean! C'mon! Bring back Bean! Demolitions Expert!

And yeah I know we got Ray the Squirrel and Mighty the Armadillo again now that's pretty cool but still...

Also Espio, Vector, Charmy, c'mon, bring 'em back. More bunnies too!

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