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PC Building Simulator Update:

I do not like the jobs where you gotta get a system to reach a certain rating in 3DMark.

Very unhelpful

@douglasfur @thatwingsy@snouts.online @hyperlink this just in! You can HAND SQUEEZE YOUR BEANS! or get a friend to squeeze them for you

@wintgenstein ...wait was that reddit post meant to be a dunk because dang that sounds kinda rad?

@Ophillous@snouts.online wait I thought it was "ahjkgakldfhlakjsfhjkasfh"

It says a lot about the state of FLOSS that you can set your system to insult you when typing your password wrong, but not to give you a comforting message that it's OK to make mistakes sometimes

nintendo switch media 

@iliana ...aww... Poor bun needs a hug D:

consider:

cute boys with sharp teeth
cute girls with sharp teeth
cute enbies with sharp teeth

@007@mastodon.xyz aah, so THAT'S how you hold all those things

Look gordon! A rope! We can use this to get over pits!

@alex well of COURSE! You gotta commit to the bit after all :3

@sydneyfalk @jk That's why you can always see those really nice safety rails around all of josef's toots, so people don't fall off the edge of the timeline.

@alex *CLONK* "wot... OI! That's VERY rude you know!" *puts head back on* "dick!"

a lil "dark souls remastered" fan comic. my favourite game mechanic is "everyone stops to take a big sip of juice"

... *urge to reinstall it for like... most of the week. plz fix.

animal crossing, joke 

@nonbinary it's a collectors edition :o

@jk I almost didn't eva, but I managed to pull through in the end

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