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God I hate that I can never tell what a good Radeon card is

ah jeez I got two customers who want dual graphics cards I don't... actually know how to do that in this game... ._.;

@Zero_Democracy@snouts.online I love how he's all "I WILL DEBATE YOU IF YOU DO NOT DO WHAT I SAY" like..

How is he NOT some kind of elaborate parody of some kind??

@BatElite oh shit i just realised when I built him a system on the cheap it turned out actually faster than the system I built on a much bigger budget for another client, and now he wants me to upgrade it, but it's already WAY faster than the target benchmark he wants lol XDDD easiest fuckin job ever.

@BatElite Okay that's fair but the kid literally says he's been saving up his own money for it both times lol. Was he just holding out on me the first time? XD

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@Ivafakename cup, vodka, boobs. Hm.

I mean, I don't drink, but boobs sound nice. Best be a nice cup tho.

...WOulda preferred hips and a butt tho ;w;

me: "Kid, listen, I don't mind and all, guess it's none of my business... but what job are you doing that $600 is something you can just save up in a couple days, man!?"
Oliolioli: "STONKS"

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what the fuck is this kid doing in PC Building Simulator that he can save up $600 in just a few days to upgrade his pc so he can become a big esports player in LoL

"I've seen outside Black Mesa, Gordon!... T H E R E ' S   N O T H I N G   T H E R E"

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the whole thing with Half Life VR but the AI Is Self Aware when Dr Coomer sees outside of Black Mesa is... legit kinda terrifying. In a fun way, but... WOW.

@007@mastodon.xyz and now I'm imagining you Shadow of the Colossusing up the side of the fan while it's oscillating to turn it off.

@tom "There's a world inside your mind, Gordon, and I need YOU to TAKE me there"
"okay dr coomer but you ain't gonna like it"

*later*
"Alright Gordon you win take me back Gamestop is awful"

@GlitterDisaster tfw you want to offer someone a nice egg in this trying time but the reason it's a trying time is because of the eggs

aw yiss got a charger for my joycons now beside my bed heckin' yes, now I no longer have to keep taking off the Daemon X Machina controllers from the Switch itself

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