Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

everyone on my switch friends list: playing amimal crossimb

me: the sole person playing TWEWY Final Remix ;w;

@legendaryjoeb fcukin

this game does not stop wiht the puns XD

@enbyss@hellsite.site @lynnesbian 2020/04/06

Lynnesbian cancelled for lying about the existence of watermelon fuckers

@starwall ....okay that's actually rad, and I wish it was real

@bentosmile though also BRB pouring bags of granulated sugar all over corporate highrises to dissolve the already set concrete :3

@bentosmile oh god lol I didn't even think about that XD

...oh right I need to update my drivers don't I

@owashii@snouts.online You and me both.

It's why I so deeply appreciated the rad suit joke that happened in Beneath a Steel Sky.

"You need a rad suit to go in there."
"What are you talking about? My outfit is TOTALLY rad!"

@suetanvil@mastodon.technology @lynnesbian
psh as if everybody knows piel de sapo is best melon

@lynnesbian I mean... I think watermelon fucker was cancelled unfairly. I mean sure he didn't have to post the video, that's just... that's just weird. but if he wants to fuck a watermelon he totally can. ... Dunno why he doesn't go with honeydew tho.

@matt I mean the last is the dressing room which the girls are all like "oh jeez why's he coming in here?? sigh, fuck it, business as usual I guess" but one girl will put makeup on you and then is shocked by how pretty Cloud is afterwards.

Which is... kinda adorable actually but nobody else comments on it XD

...

why there's so many people with items for dressing as a girl around Wall Market though i dunno.

@matt Though also that makes me think that... maybe Aeris knew that the club seemed to be... more guy on guy oriented XD considering the three rooms you are able to go into, one is a hottub full of big beefy guys, and another you get a really creepy cutscene in, and Cloud passes out, getting woken up by the leader of said big beefy dudes doing.... /something/ to him to wake him up... which weirded me out MORE than the cutscene before, due to , y'know, Cloud being UNCONSCIOUS...

@bentosmile Oh hecka same, don't worry. I used to love FF7 like, a LOT (I still do, I just also used to :3 ) It's the only final fantasy game I've actually completed too. granted I did that with an Action Replay/Gameshark or whatever it was on the PS1, because fffuuuuuck jrpg grinding. But still, I used to have loads of ideas about the story and stuff and had to kinda read between the lines on a lot and also wished that Cloud would keep wearing the pretty dress throughout the entire rest of it

@bentosmile Soft Max; same great taste, No sugar!

@matt AHhh! That makes way more sense!

@furkachi@snouts.online @owashii@snouts.online THE MINES.

I think at some point ConcernedApe realised that she implied she eats diamonds and quartz and gems and was just like "lol, fuck it, why not, ahahha" and just leaned fully into it for a joke.

@furkachi@snouts.online @owashii@snouts.online oh my god it gets worse XD

once you marry Abigail she can soemtimes say this to you in the mornings:
“Heading to the mines? Hey... if you find something tasty, remember to bring me a piece!”

@furkachi@snouts.online @owashii@snouts.online ...

you got me there Amethyst IS a really pretty gem and woefully underrated and yes it does kinda look tasty

@owashii@snouts.online @furkachi@snouts.online oh god I'm wrong XD

it's actually because there are pools of "universal likes" and "universal loves", and her text for anything she likes rather than loves is “Hey, how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!”

HOWEVER. the things she likes are just all the universal likes, and QUARTZ. All gems by default are in Universal Likes. Quartz is not usually, but she DOES like Quartz.

...and she still calls it delicious XD