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@Beancatte@snouts.online Also it's somehow shorter than Resi 2 Remake because it looks like Capcom put a bunch of effort into shoehorning in the Async multiplayer game, RE: Resistance into it as well... :( Like, All you had to do, capcom, was not screw up. You did so well on Re2 remake, why drop the ball on 3? :<

@Beancatte@snouts.online Apparently it somehow manages to cut even more out of RE3 than the original one already did. :< There's no Mercenaries mode, several key scenes are cut out, Brad Vicars no longer gets Nemesis'd in the face, and instead turns into a zombie from REGULAR zombies, but that STILL somehow makes him a special miniboss now which... makes little to no sense, especially since it implies the "One Bite And You're Hooked" rule, but then of course, you get bitten LOADS in gameplay, so... wtf.

...oh hell I forgot how fun the Gilgamesh fights were in FF5, dang. best character.

alright itme to go to the FUCKIN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON or some shiiiiiitttt cause we leaving our world behiiiiind aww yeaaaaaaa

(in final fantasy 5 anyway)

...oh wow this ff5a patch actually borked more than just shops.

... there's massive corruption of sprites every so often. Go into a shop, then out, and BAM, it erases all npcs from existence (until you leave the map and enter it again)

@Felthry Oh yeah definitely, the patch I applied to this GBA rom fixes the music. It's not PERFECT, but... it's nigh indistinguishable at least for the music as far as I can tell.

@Felthry As for Final Fantasy 5, apparnetly the GBA one IS good, but the retranslation is... ... ugh it's pretty cheesy and there's some AWFUL dialogue in it. just, facepalm worthy dialogue really. Other than that though it's rock solid.

@Felthry From what I've heard, the best thing to do is get a Final Fantasy 3 US SNES rom, and then patch it with the Ted Woolsey Uncensored patch apparently? That makes it basically Final Fantasy 6 but actually in english and with bug fixes as well by all accounts, and fixes some of the music and instrumentation, as well as tweaking the opera scene to rhyme better.

my housemate is indie trash and WAY too good at using the animal crossing designer tool (i watched him do this from memory)

@Felthry I played an emulated version of 6 (well... 3US really) first, so when I saw 6 on the PS1 I was like "OOOH I GOTTA GET THAT! LEGIT COPY!!" and then I tried playing it and it was physically painful.

Any time a battle started, ANY time I went into a town or out of a town, ANY time I went to the MENU... five second load times. It was absolutely ridiculous.

@Felthry Honestly all the PS1 early Final Fantasy re-releases are kinda garbo, except the Final Fantasy Origins set (1 and 2). 5 and 6 on PS1 are... so bad. ESPECIALLY 6.

@Felthry Translation wise? ...I dunno. Never managed to get a copy back then. Gameplaywise? Avoid. The load times are absolutely ridiculous ><;

Oh wow the retranslation of FF5 on the GBA is... kinda... really friggin bad. I think the fan translation of the SNES version was actually better what hte heck

@GlitterDisaster @ShugoWah@snouts.online thank you for reminidng me of that comic because it's one of the all time greats

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