Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@vantablack 5 more minutes and I can crack this bad boy open and grab the files for you :3

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...he just paused, then grinned slightly, and IMMEDIATELY went "I infinity +1 dare you". and I was so fuckin' SCANDALISED like "OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T JUST SKIP TO INFINITY PLUS ONE THAT'S AGAINST... The... rules???"

and he was grinning because he knew. he knew there WERE no rules.

and I was pissed. because he did it before I was gonna do it! and I'm sure he knew that, so he got the jump on me.

Props to him for figuring out that rule was BS tho. good job, dude.

Random Memory Address Access:

So you know that game kids play often where it's like "I dare you" "I DOUBLE dare you" "Well I TRIPLE Dare you!!" and so on until Infinity Dare, and then of course the next, and final logical step is Infinity +1 Dare?

Will never forget the day me and my little brother stopped ever doing that.

I can't even remember what the fuck it is we were doing this over, not that it matters anyway, but we got as far as me going "I TRIPLE dare you!" and...

@joshua The Sex of the Furious is out I guess

@jk like, he was maybe I dunno, six foot away from the damn fire at the time and there was this HUGE fuckin' bang, right as I was warning him "hey look don't go back dude". He didn't get hurt honestly, but he did go white as a sheet because of how close he was.

@jk reminds me of this one time I was out in the woods with a friend and he had a can of deodorant with him and we lit a campfire all safe like and he used up the last of his deodorant and was like "lol okay let's put this opn the fire see what happens" and I was all "mate no there's a reason they say do not pierce or put in fire" and he was like "lol gonna do it anyway" so he did, and Iw as like "k, peace" and moved a good distance away. He followed, but JUST before he went back to it, it went.

@Siphonay@octodon.social just gotta say I love that the thumbnail of this image in cf always shows
ME LAD
OLOU

@joshua and boy howdy do they get 2 furious if you point out there's more than 2 sex

@Kaypar@snouts.online @Buckythesheep@snouts.online this time

it's personal

@vantablack I am now realising I have played FonV for 550 hours nearly holy crap.

@vantablack One sec, I don't have it installed but it's only like... I dunno... ten gig? I'll see if it'll download fast enough for me to do

@fillertrack what's a Thecube?
can I eat it?