Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@mavica \o/ <3 MINIDISCS! <3 \o/

@jk @Linda @tom ngl but that particular SBE has stuck with me ever since I first saw it over a decade ago and even to this day i occasionally reference it wrt viruses

@cozykaffe@snouts.online using alchemy to make glass bottles that are sterilised and to pasteurise the milk so that it can be safely bottled and stored and then placed and...

...

Wait...

Milk in Minecraft never goes off. It comes out of the cows fresh and pasteurised already wtf

imgur link, but a comic about selective mutism that...

...resonates quite a lot.

https://imgur.com/gallery/yh1gjaU

@Linda i think the alt-text got clipped off there because it just says "It's an MPC3000 but it's a large" and doesn't mention the swirl in the middle.

Villain, narrowly escaping: "I'll make you regret the day you were born for this, /Hero/!!"
Hero: "HAH! Jokes on you! I ALREADY regret that!!"
Villain, pausing mid escape, blinking: "..."
Hero: "..."
Villain: "...a....are you... okay?... D-...do you need to talk?"
Hero: "......y...yes please. :') "

@monorail Don't even know 'er!

@Duende@snouts.online paws for thought

@Beancatte@snouts.online me neither but they a cutie

@owashii@snouts.online "I Swear to all creation, Alucard, he turns himself into a pickle belmont. Funniest shit I've ever seen"

@yeenbean does bunny is gay??

askjflhasf FUCK i hate biting into my own lip or my tongue and it happens SO GODDAMN OFTEN ARHGH.

@jk Yep, that's the fighty time. The gods fear us because whileever we remain out of balance they are safe, but the moment one of us reaches it, boom. dead gods.

@jk ascending to kill god due to perfect balance

@owashii@snouts.online may i introduce you to

Half Life VR - but the AI is Self Aware

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDUYLDtC5Qw

@jk anybody who can stand perfectly balanced on both feet indefinitely is to be feared because they have a power mere mortals cannot comprehend

@masklayer Tommy: "WAIT!... GREEN... GREEN MEANS... 'I'M SEEN!' "