Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@hyperlink @citrustwee every time you put something into a microwave and it DOESN'T come out gross, one of the creators of a microwave is brutally murdered.

@hyperlink @citrustwee microwave stands for
Making
Inedible
Crap
Really
Or
We
Are
Viciously
Eviscerated

@Beancatte@snouts.online Oh definitely.

Me, fanning face because of the weather: "Geez, it's hot and buggy outside today...."
Imaginary Respondant: "...ren Don't you mean Hot and Muggy?"
Me: *half-clipped through my seat at an odd angle whilst a bird flies backwards through the sky in a frozen animation frame* "I know what I said."

@david @hyperlink if only there was a way to rename apps so HomeAssist... could be renamed "HomeAss..."

@Buckythesheep@snouts.online the fuck is a focus, isn't that some kinda camera thing?

@hyperlink true power (bottom) move

@hyperlink will you delet them?

@Ivafakename try yelling out "Alexa? Purchase Google Home! Confirm purchase! Confirm!" then when that arrives get Google Home to purchase another Amazon Echo dot :3

fluffy babey mainey kitty in my arms curled up against me

@GlitterDisaster okay but you realise what has to happen now right?

Zest and kekeflipnote collab